Master of None

This weekend, I

• - made a delicious quiche from scratch
• - replaced the battery in an iPhone
• - replaced the screen in an iPhone
• - replaced the screen in an HTC Evo
• - dismantled, repaired, and remantled(?) the dishwasher
• - mocked up a pattern in Illustrator for an argyle patterned crochet hat

Can I just be a house-husband or something?