tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7553225857922912655.post7692751448715674038..comments2023-03-17T05:54:01.128-07:00Comments on Where the green meets the blue: Pictures to Prove itBretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13131308972421165289noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7553225857922912655.post-9024951848185263182007-12-27T09:03:00.000-08:002007-12-27T09:03:00.000-08:00As long as he's up in Milwaukee he might as well h...As long as he's up in Milwaukee he might as well head on up to Oshkosh. I hear they make some quality dungarees up there. You have him backtracking from Amarillo ("Ooooh Amarillooooo! What you want my baby for?") so he won't get to re-enact the Bugs Bunny joke about turning left at Albequerque, but he is going through Reno, so in case he accidentally gets married along the way he can obtain a quickie divorce there, that way he'll be free and clear before he hits the beaches of SD. Remember, Brett: "Ripple"! Learn it, know it, live it. The sorts of chicks who are inclined to wear flowy skirts and crocheted bikini tops that you can't help but stare at because you're not really sure if you can see through them or what really dig mellow Grateful Dead tunes, although the quality ones will prefer "Blackbird" so keep that in mind.KitchenGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10064077464533288037noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7553225857922912655.post-8564157892809819182007-12-27T08:49:00.000-08:002007-12-27T08:49:00.000-08:00I've got it!Brett, follow this route.. now, you mi...I've got it!<BR/><BR/>Brett, follow this route.. now, you might flinch, but allow me to explain.<BR/><BR/>(cut and paste, sorry) http://fantastipotamus.go-dedicated.com/brett.jpg<BR/><BR/>1) You're gonna want to hit Roanoke, VA. Beautiful country.<BR/><BR/>2) Next, Charlotte, NC, relive the glory days of the Hornets and Larry Johnson and his character "Grandma". <BR/><BR/>3) Atlanta, very happening these days, or 'Hotlanta' as the kids call it. Bank robbery capital of the US these days!<BR/><BR/>4) Birmingham, AL: Hey, why not?<BR/><BR/>5) Memphis: 'nuff said.<BR/><BR/>6) Fort Smith, AR: The Soutern Dandy, pick me up a corncob pipe!<BR/><BR/>7) Through Oklahoma, don't stop.<BR/><BR/>8) Amarilo, TX: Try to find an Armadillo and hold it up next to 'now entering' sign, just because the names are close.<BR/><BR/>9) turn around and head to Springfield, MO. Pretend thats where the Simpsons are from.<BR/><BR/>10) St. Louis: see that arch and stuff<BR/><BR/>11) Chicago & Milwaukee: it's like, the haps, man!<BR/><BR/>12) West! WEST! Omaha, Nebraska, visit the Lincoln Financial processing center there, tell them the Concord office says "Hows the weather down there?"<BR/><BR/>13) Ft Collins, CO: Another fort, those are cool, right?<BR/><BR/>14) DICKINSON, ND oops sorry caps, this is north Dakota, nothing happens here, sorry<BR/><BR/>15) Regina, Saskatchewan: ask the locals where the Sasquatch (they might call it the abominable snowman up there) is. buy things that now cost a lot more with your inferior american dollar.<BR/><BR/>16) Saskatoon: buy a spitoon, i'm sure you can find one there.<BR/><BR/>17) Lloydminster: right on the border between Saskatchewan & Alberta, hop the line a few times, and see if you can meet a minister.<BR/><BR/>18) Edmonton Albert, no trip to the westcoast would be complete without a stop in Edmonton.<BR/><BR/>19) KAMLOOPS haha just go here, British columbia is nice<BR/><BR/>20) Spokane, WA: go here and sing JEREMY SPOKANE as loud as you can (by Pearl Jam)<BR/><BR/>21) Butte, MT: just keep calling it "butt" when you get there. trust me, the locals love it.<BR/><BR/>22) Idaho sucks, but its unavoidable, sorry<BR/><BR/>23) Portland, Oregon: catch some rain in a bottle, wear it around your neck for good luck<BR/><BR/>24) Reading, CA: buy some books and "read" them. Also, paint the town "read".<BR/><BR/>25) Salt Lake City: find a mormon, and ask them how that whole poligamy thing is going.<BR/><BR/>26) Vegas, as indicated by Kitchen Girl, do whatever sort of debauchery you were planning.<BR/><BR/>27) San Diego! Tada! \o/<BR/><BR/>Should only take a few months.. :)Aaronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16121409078304809387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7553225857922912655.post-91611193821290696952007-12-27T08:04:00.000-08:002007-12-27T08:04:00.000-08:00But if he stays further north on 40, he can swing ...But if he stays further north on 40, he can swing by the Grand Canyon (*don't* fall in! It really does happen, as recently as October!) and then on up to Vegas for a weekend of sin and debauchery. Make sure to bring your stuff into D-C's room otherwise someone will boost your gear to pay for poker chips. Or hookers.<BR/><BR/>Safe travels!KitchenGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10064077464533288037noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7553225857922912655.post-46602775570166905992007-12-27T07:49:00.000-08:002007-12-27T07:49:00.000-08:00What do you need a GPS for?Here you go:I-95S for 6...What do you need a GPS for?<BR/><BR/>Here you go:<BR/>I-95S for 693 miles to Jacksonville.<BR/>I-10W for 1960 miles.<BR/><BR/>Outside Phoenix, turn onto I-8W.<BR/><BR/>Proceed 336 miles to San Diego.<BR/><BR/>Voila! 3 turns and you're in the land of milk and honey. Though, milk was a bad choice.<BR/><BR/>Drive safely. :)Aaronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16121409078304809387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7553225857922912655.post-32568303356160969522007-12-27T07:00:00.000-08:002007-12-27T07:00:00.000-08:00Start yer engines!So if you're leaving by noon, I ...Start yer engines!<BR/><BR/>So if you're leaving by noon, I should expect a phone call asking where you are by noon-oh-five?<BR/><BR/>"What do you see in front of you? Turn left at the mall... Nope nope, you're heading to Charlestown."KitchenGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10064077464533288037noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7553225857922912655.post-32077865711337482482007-12-26T22:19:00.000-08:002007-12-26T22:19:00.000-08:00Dude, if you do figure out how to hack a new voice...Dude, if you do figure out how to hack a new voice onto that thing, and you give me a list of all the phrases you need, I will record you every single one.Bizangleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05514804474450454136noreply@blogger.com